sleepy
Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: memelovingfuck)


cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(Source: beyonces)


amoying:

this fish looks like an idiot i love it
WANT WHERE GET
summabee:

Hellogoodbye - Everything Is Debatable
bone colored vinyl out of 1000
evictist:

xxx
kamer-plantje:

picture from last year I’m gross love me

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."